woren befat
be fat • be rish • be $WOREN
meet woren, the legendary wall street investor who has let himself go in his old age. rare lobsters, caviar bumps, french bubbles, foie gras on the walls, and truffle oil on his balls. why can’t we have it all?
★★★★★
“after following woren’s trades i gained 275lb and $29,500 in two days. i can’t thank woren enough”
random jeet
beginner solana investor
★★★★★
“i was homeless and malnourished, but after buying $WOREN, i recovered from anorexia and gained 3 mistresses.
tristan imitator
solana market maker
we begged him to give you all a chance at generational fatness
to be honest, $WOREN didn’t want to launch on SOL at all.
“the mind of the average SOL investor is as small as their waistlines.”
touchè. so let’s make him proud. prove your’re not a small-minded degenerate.
FAQ
what are the tokenomics
$WOREN is a fair launch with 1 billion total supply, 2% promotions, 2% marketing, zero taxes, revoked everything, and burnt LP.
any pleb bullshit?
none. no taxes. no pnd. no rugs. just a rolex gravy train to max fatness.
what if i am allergic to caviar?
you will be so rich that your pathways to maxx fattness will be laissez-faire fare and infinite in choice. you can get fat your way™
how long will it take to get fat like $WOREN?
dyor, but following the patterns of $WOREN can lead to rapid weight gain and opulence you never thought possible (e.g, caviar on your balls).
who are the devs of $WOREN?
the devs worked on wall street and got fed up with the gruelling 18 hour days and stress. so, they followed $WOREN’s plays and became horrendously fat and rish.
indulge responsibly. always dyor and check your calories. we want you to become as functionally fat as you can, while still being able to climb stairs. if you can no longer climb stairs after investing in $WOREN, then you need to consult your physician. the distinctive green and gold are trademark of the Rolex corporation (we’re still waiting for our submariner orders from 2007 you miserable scarcity-manipulating basterds). the rest of the content herein is copyright of the Berkshire Fataway corporation.